Thursday, December 15, 2005
Clear!
Oh, what a relief!
That all of my recent farts
Have not been sloppy.
That all of my recent farts
Have not been sloppy.
Friday, December 09, 2005
On the season's first snowfall
Whenever it snows
Soon enough, all of the snow
Looks like someone crapped.
Soon enough, all of the snow
Looks like someone crapped.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Being bloated
If you never fart
Then your insides will expand
Until you blow up
Then your insides will expand
Until you blow up
Friday, December 02, 2005
branching out
enemas sound gross
but don't knock until you've tried
maybe they feel good.
but don't knock until you've tried
maybe they feel good.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
chach stylings
perhaps I could braid
or shave a nice lightning bolt
triangle hairdo's
or shave a nice lightning bolt
triangle hairdo's
I farted three times
Imagining it was done
In front of my love
Imagining it was done
In front of my love