Thursday, December 15, 2005

Clear!

Oh, what a relief!
That all of my recent farts
Have not been sloppy.

Friday, December 09, 2005

On the season's first snowfall

Whenever it snows
Soon enough, all of the snow
Looks like someone crapped.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Being bloated

If you never fart
Then your insides will expand
Until you blow up

Friday, December 02, 2005

branching out

enemas sound gross
but don't knock until you've tried
maybe they feel good.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

chach stylings

perhaps I could braid
or shave a nice lightning bolt
triangle hairdo's

I farted three times
Imagining it was done
In front of my love

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