Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Bletjuice

the thing i like most
about the stars up above
is that they're gaseous

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Cell Phone Organizer

Today my phone gave me a
reminder of today's great task:
"farting on pillow haiku"

Friday, January 06, 2006

artificial heart fart
complex body part fart
culinary art fart

Monday, January 02, 2006

dairy dairy quite
contrary, you aren't so nice
without lactaid pills

someone snuck onions
in the loaf of sausage bread
guess it's time to go

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