FARTKU

So dehydrated
Must pee out booze from last night
Ew, it's so yellow.

Some of the comments on Rachel's blog got me to thinking that this blog is not dirty or diverse enough. Plus, how much can you really write haikus about just farting (well, quite a bit, it would seem).

So, while this blog will retain its fartarific name, I hereby open it to all mean of nastiness.

Huzzah!