Monday, November 28, 2005
Reflecting on Thanksgiving
How hard it can be
To hold in that foul gas
When the turkey's passed
To hold in that foul gas
When the turkey's passed
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
On the Prospect of Wednesday's 7 hour flight to Lithuania
When you're on a plane,
Only one Rule to obey:
Never ever fart!
Only one Rule to obey:
Never ever fart!
Monday, November 21, 2005
Moving to Seattle
Something's erupting.
Millions of lives in danger?
No, it's just lava.
Millions of lives in danger?
No, it's just lava.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Doggie Bed
used to let my dog
climb into bed, but always,
she'd fart in my face.
climb into bed, but always,
she'd fart in my face.
like a voiceless sigh
air travels by my sphincter
en route to your nose
If I chance forget
what 'twas for lunch I ate
my bum reminds me
my cheeks split in two
so that air when passing through
makes them clap a song
air travels by my sphincter
en route to your nose
If I chance forget
what 'twas for lunch I ate
my bum reminds me
my cheeks split in two
so that air when passing through
makes them clap a song
Friday, November 11, 2005
Cut and Blow
Pissing in your ear,
Going ka ka in your mouth,
What's this all about?!
I killed myself by
Holding my own head under
covers and farting.
Bombs blasting, children
crying at the rancid air.
War's new sound is toot.
Like a stealth bomber
unheard, my bum delivers
a dutch oven death.
you must light a match
when you release too much gas
or your nose will faint
When I feel a toot
that's sloppy and wet to boot
Hershey is it you?
Going ka ka in your mouth,
What's this all about?!
I killed myself by
Holding my own head under
covers and farting.
Bombs blasting, children
crying at the rancid air.
War's new sound is toot.
Like a stealth bomber
unheard, my bum delivers
a dutch oven death.
you must light a match
when you release too much gas
or your nose will faint
When I feel a toot
that's sloppy and wet to boot
Hershey is it you?
