Friday, November 11, 2005

Cut and Blow

Pissing in your ear,
Going ka ka in your mouth,
What's this all about?!

I killed myself by
Holding my own head under
covers and farting.

Bombs blasting, children
crying at the rancid air.
War's new sound is toot.

Like a stealth bomber
unheard, my bum delivers
a dutch oven death.

you must light a match
when you release too much gas
or your nose will faint

When I feel a toot
that's sloppy and wet to boot
Hershey is it you?

Comments:
HAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!
 
fartkus by dijax

like a voiceless sigh
air travels by my sphincter
en route to your nose

If I chance forget
what 'twas for lunch that I 'et
my bum reminds me

my cheeks split in two
so that air when passing through
makes them clap a song
 
i died that way once too.
 
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